So you say you’ve been abducted
More times than you can count
You take the hand sanitizer
And squeeze it in your mouth
Now just to tide you over
Bend you backwards
Secondary to the punch line
What a fucking joke
Happiness is leaping off of the porch
Going all kinds of broke until it’s fallen over
Bending backwards
Falling over
You can drive if you want
You know we never make it quite that far along
But I kept cool cause I’ve been sleeping in the black fridge area
To crack the case and fill it up with limn and slime now just to tide me over
Bend me backwards
So when you find that special somebody and you’re ready to say
Goodbye to their good side I know it’s right
You better hope and pray
That you mean it
But I kept cool cause I’ve been sleeping in the black fridge area
To crack the case and fill it up with limn and slime now