Now cat, don’t touch that gal there, please
You’ll get wasted, down to your knees
Now I don’t like to brag
I don’t like to say what I’ll do
But I’m like poison ivy
I’ll break out all over you
Every day when I shave, wearin' my house coat
Two men have to hold me or I’ll cut my throat
I don’t like to brag
I don’t like to say what I’ll do
But I’m like poison ivy
I’ll break out all over you
Well I bought me a blade, one that I could afford
Too long to be a knife, and too short to be sword
I don’t like to brag
Don’t like to say what I’ll do
But I’m like poison ivy
I’ll break out all over you
Last night some cat got smart with my niece
Now he’s wearin' sign sayin' «rest in peace»
Now I don’t like to brag
I don’t like to say what I do
But I’m like poison ivy
I’ll break out all over you
I don’t claim to be bad, don’t claim to be strong
I just keep bad people from doing me wrong
No, I don’t like to brag
I don’t like to say what I’ll do
But I’m like poison ivy
I’ll break out all over you